#onlykidding photos & videos

20 hours ago

it’s been entirely mysterious to me why this post of mrs roosevelt keeps disappearing from IG and then in my #soloquarantinedmind it occurred to me that it could be an issue of copyrights with the #davidwhyte poem i included? which seems silly given everything that’s going down but you know i get it. #artists and their #intellectualproperty and all. but it could be something else. i mean it’s not as if i’m posting #nipsandass . but maybe i should step onto that #bandwagon after all. i’m doing an #experiment here and trying without the poem. who needs #poetry anyway? #onlykidding #peristence is the #newcurrency in this #covidworld so is #time

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Yesterday

Can’t help but smile 😊 I think I had enough now I JUST WANNA STUFF MY FACES WITH OVERPRICED WINGS JK. Stay home #onlykidding

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Yesterday

Be more like Hannah 🔨🤣💛 Swipe to read ➡️

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2 days ago

Face mask fashions are trending! Which is your favorite! Happy April fool's day! K's Bridal and Prom Boutique in Lebanon! 765.482.7092 #coronafashion #onlykidding #keepitpositive #staysafe #bridalsalon #onestopshop #shoplocal #shopksboutique

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2 days ago

2020 Census still life. It’s important Get counted as many time as possible! #onlykidding #representationispower #fundingforyourcommunity #civicduty

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2 days ago

Train cab nearly fell off the bridge in Waterford this morning. - #waterford #morning #train #accident #aprilmorning #wow #almost #oops #coulditbe #aprilfools #aprilfoolsday #photoshopped #onlykidding

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2 days ago

#onlykidding #wewillbeok ❤👍

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2 days ago

My aunt and uncle are either ready to go to the grocery store or rob a bank. We’ll see 😂🤷🏻‍♀️. #onlykidding

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2 days ago

Well last day at the office and I was so hungry that I finished off whatever was left in the fridge. FYI, the taste is still horrible even when you try to eat around the colorful mold and whatever else is growing. But I figured this could be the cure or at least a vaccination for COVID-19? 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’m not sure if I will make it with my new coworkers (wife and kids ), so this might be my final post... good bye world (just in case ) and I will miss hanging out with you @benji .burke #whereismycoronaandlime #onlykidding

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3 days ago

Chief the dog texted to say Woof! Which means Thanks for making and delivering my chicken flavored medicine🐶 ——————————————— He’s taking the staying home order very seriously, binge watching all the #marvelmovies & #tigerking on #Netflix 🐯🐯 . . . #compoundingpharmacy #dachshundsofinstagram #weensnotwar #weensofig #silverdapple #veterinarymedicine #atxpets #dogsofatx #zilkerbark @pccarx @lamarplazadrug #drippingspringspharmacy #78704 #southlamar #wedeliver #curbsidepharmacy #atyourservice #joeexotic2021 #onlykidding @sferrisatx

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3 days ago

me pre self-quarantine: my body is a temple. I only eat ~organic~ fruits & leafy greens picked from a local farmer k? 🌿 **chugs gallon jug of water** 💦 _ me during quarantine: ahaha my body is a fReAkiiiiNg FRAT HOUSE. oreos? yaaas queen. pizza? TILL I DIE 🍕 chocolate chips for breakfast. macaroni & cheese for lunch. should I get chinese take out for dinner? 🥡 #onlykidding #kinda 🙃

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3 days ago

When you’re trapped inside with the kids and hoping for this ... but you’re getting a whole lot more of this instead! ➡ (swipe ) 🤣 😱

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3 days ago

Since there is such a surplus of Tigers here in Oklahoma now.. we are giving a free tiger with every order 😂🇺🇸🐯⁣ ———⁣ (Obviously joking ) ⁣ Could you imagine opening a box and seeing this?! 📸 @bearded_tay

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3 days ago

Mt. Sinai Hospital called me last night to see if I would come donate blood for their COVID research. Apparently people who have recovered from COVID have antibodies that they can use for possible vaccines and medicines. I agreed to come in this morning. So I’m about to head into Manhattan now. I do feel honored and grateful to have the chance to help others, but I’m gonna be honest...I have had this picture in mind since they called. #ONLYKIDDING #notserious #gladtohelp ! #covid

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4 days ago

Too bad we’re unable to go. Selling for a great price! Will separate. #covid_19 #sarcasm

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4 days ago

Veggie patch therapy & listening to fav music!! Or maybe iso getting to me?? #veggiegarden #winterveggies #music #realclassact #fannylumsden #rainonyourparade #themessenger #sixfeetunder #onlykidding #deanraymusic

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5 days ago

Wattie is taking out her coronavirus frustrations on her catnip wine bottle. My writing has come to a standstill as I'm home doing everything at this strange time. And also frustrated to not write but we are all just doing the best we can. 🍷 #coronawork #amnotwriting #authorsofinstagram #catnip #catsoncatnip #homeschoollife #drinkingmommies #onlykidding #quarantine2020

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5 days ago

Day ??? - it’s been too long and I have been in and out of consciousness many of times. But yesterday was quarantine birthday and I was given one of the best presents thanks to @costco that I have ever received!!! Now I’m not trying to profit off of the lack of personal items, but it’s my birthday and I have 30 rolls of soft and gentle paper gold. As such I will be auctioning off 2 rolls and I am starting the bid at $25 each + shipping + 10% auction fee. Who’s in? #whereismycoronaandlime #onlykidding #softandgentlegold

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5 days ago

Quarantine Fun with our awesome neighborhood!! . Elliot’s BFFs mom is a photographer. She took a lot of the neighbors photos for some quarantine fun, mind you our neighborhood has 250+ houses!! . Our neighborhood is AWESOME!! #frontporch #daydrinking #onlykidding #quarantined2020 #socialdistancing2020 #ourneighborhoodrocks

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5 days ago

Can't believe all of this is on lockdown 😉☣️ #onlykidding #quarantinelife #day3 😂😂

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5 days ago

new whip, pull up #onlykidding #thanks @baileyhiatt

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6 days ago

Ready to have FULL day tomorrow!!! This working thing has gotten in the way of my pressure washing! 🤪 #onlykidding #verythankfulformyjob #imgettingthere

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6 days ago

Happy Friday!! Our MCM team will be preoccupied for the next 10 hours as we binge watch #Ozark !! #OnlyKidding but seriously we all need a break from the news and could use some entertainment right now. Give yourself the weekend off! And then let’s have an #ozark rehash next week! #digitallysocializing #virtualhug #itsbusinessbutitspersonal #virtualhang #netflix

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1 weeks ago

Does it make me bad because I laughed a little tooooo hard at this 😂😂. I’m going to give up my gym membership and invest in a bottle of oil 😂😂 #banter #fitfam #gymlife #gymmotivation #gymjokes #fitspo #fitspiration #onlykidding

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1 weeks ago

900 Rep Friday Pump😜 | Ladder Workout. . . . DETAILS: 50-40-30-20-10 Reps -Kneeling Back Rows (Sled Recoil ). -Single Arm KB Chest Press (20Kg ) -BB Bicep Curls -Res Band Pull Downs -Single Arm KB Shoulder Press (20kg ) -BB Upright Rows . . . . . . #gerhardboshofffitness #homeworkouts #homewod #fridaypump #weighttraining #reps #fitness #pt #onlinecoach . . . .

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1 weeks ago

The beautiful deep deep red of a spine cheeked or maroon Anemone Fish. . They can get quite large for anemone fish and sometimes they reach over 4m in length ! So be careful and approach cautiously as more than one underwater photographer has been eaten by these voracious creatures. . . . . . . . . . #undersea #sealife #underwater #underwaterphotography #onlykidding #onlyjoking #ourblueplanet #blueplanet #clownfish #nemo #foundnemo #natgeo #natgeotravelpic #travelphoto #love #instagood #scubadiving #fishportrait #wildlifephotography #splendid_animals #red #deepred #macrophotography

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2 weeks ago

All my photos are f #*king embarrassing. By default. I make a point of not taking a good photo, much to the chagrin of @ranjineebasu . Also, FFS, scrolling through Instagram is all I have left now in terms of willfully wasting time. Don't take that away from way. Well I'm taking all met likes away from you lot. You can all just eff off. P.S. if you want embarrassing photos of others, that's when you come to me. P.P.S. anyone else DMing me about embarrassing photos will be studiously ignored. #onlykidding #notplaying #spoilsport #stiffupperlip #embarrassing #embarassingphotos #all #photos #are #embarrassing #ffs #quarantine #socialdistancing #insanity #tbt #photos #photooftheday

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2 weeks ago

𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝙵𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚆/𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽𝚃 #movie #servant #courtier #attendees #show #fashion #intro #open #start #queen #lift #act #entertainer #entertainment #lightweight #onlykidding #heavy #managed #pushed #strength #courage #allblack #suspension #tough #charity

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2 weeks ago

My reaction when I see someone coughing in public 😯😷⛔️⁣ ⁣ #onlykidding ⁣ ⁣ @jjaskotphoto

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Top photos & videos on #onlykidding

Jan 2020

Anyone remember the model of this F2 board? .... Who thought this was a good shot? I mean.. photographer finds ‘surf board’ in a garage sale.. I know this will make a great shot!! Don’t do it girls... much better to stick a sail on it and smash out some proper moves! 🙈 #thisisshocking # #doyouthinksheknowsitsawindsurfboard #hopeitsgotnonoslip

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2 weeks ago

Everybody tell me about stop make up. Haha fuck you I want draw my face and only I decide when I paint her 🤪🤷🏼‍♀️ #onlykidding #polishgirl #makeup #blonde #sweetgirl #instagood #vsco #instaphoto #fullmakeup #💄

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3 weeks ago

~ that look you give when your amazon order of 48 toilet rolls is 8 stops away ~ #toiletrollstorage #stockup #onlykidding #butreallytho #ridiculousness #scotland

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Feb 2019

Mia giggles are my favorite😍 Going into downtown Austin today for tattoos and lunch #sorrymom #miasfirsttattoo #onlykidding #liketkit http://liketk.it/2zXHx @liketoknow .it @liketoknow .it.family

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Dec 2017

When you’ve already started tucking into your cake but spotted that someone on the next table has received a bigger slice 🙈😱 ph: @deandirector #onlykidding #notdairyfreesojusthadtosniffit

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Feb 2018

Snow Day ..... school closed...... husband off work...3 teenagers at home..... coffee with friends cancelled..... could my day off get any worse? 🙄😤😟 #onlykidding #sohappytobehome #withthefamily 😒. . . . . . . . #snowday #schoolclosed #mumsofinstagram #mumslife #familytime #snow #northernlife

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May 2018

Of all the🍾 that was consumed this weekend, this was by far the best...👌🏻Thank you @jcpecorari @ktischler24 and @walespatrick for the wonderful hostess gift. You make it difficult to ban you from this house. #onlykidding #alwayswelcome Happy Veuvesday!🥂❤️

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